Sunday, March 1, 2009

Damn Turkey SPAM

Note to self: Do not ever again, under any circumstances whatsoever, consume any SPAM product unless it has been prepared by a licensed chef...

So I did the unthinkable last night and cooked up this mystery "meat"(?) for dinner. Blame it on a combination of feeling like crap, cabin fever and a touch of delirium. Yes, I probably should've just gotten off my butt and gone out to get something to eat. However, this can of SPAM had been sitting around for I don't know how long. I checked the bottom for the expiration date, and saw that it would still be good for another year (so I'm assuming that this can must have been at least 9 years old or so...). I guess that I just got tired of having that can stare me back in the face every time I opened the pantry.

... should’ve just had that bowl of cereal.

2 comments:

Jon said...

Matt my neighbor has been trying to pawn off a can of Spam on me since Xmas. Since reading this latest entry, i will continue to repel his donation.

Unknown said...

Wise decision.

Actually, I've eaten some of these leftovers cold (yes, there's still a pulse) the past couple days - and you know what? Like pizza, it does taste better cold.... and old!